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Originally posted by darkness
"Why Sheep Are Better Than Women"
1. Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth.
2. You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear.
3. Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather.
4. Cottonmouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease.
5. Nuttin' beats mutton.
6. Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel.
7. Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down.
8. Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them.
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Awwww damnit darkness, you just had to go there didn't you???
