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CBS NEWS: It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured
this morning at 4:22 AM Pacific Standard Time by US Special Forces.
The prime suspect of the recent terrorist attack on the World Trade
Centre in New York City, bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he fled
an underground passage in a remote mountainside of southern
Afghanistan. Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events
unfold, explained that moments earlier United States war planes had
sprayed liquid Viagra across the southern Afghanistan countryside,
and the little prick just popped up!
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