Lol. Yeah. I'm gonna stick with the blown gasket (or it could be your head alltogether). Did you replace the head gasket yourself or did you take it to a mechanic? If you replaced it, did you replace the head bolts as well. If you tried to torque stretched bolts then it may not have been a good seal. Depends on how many miles are on the bolts.
EDIT: If your replaced it all yourself, then what bolt pattern did you use to bolt the head back on. If you don't unbolt it right or bolt it down right you can warp the head.