might as well chime in
Well this is a sotry of being both drunk AND high!
My friend <anonymous> had a nice party at his house, about 12 poeple there, with anough alcohol for aobut 40 (bascially, the guy the borught the alkie - his car's rear end was draggin!) so anyway, things are getting good n atuff. I dont remember pissing out in the front yard. My friend had to take his girl home, but he was drunk and high as a kite, and i was telling him not to, but he went anyway. So there i was standing at the end of his driveway in february in a t shirt and jeans, freezing my ass off, watching him waiting for the blue flashy's to come on so taht i could scram home. He made it fine, thank god. But lets see, oh yeah, we got his dog drunk and high that was funny, cause after the dog just sat there staring at the wall, the whole nite.
um...hehe yeah, when we spilled red vodka all over his white carpet, we just kinda stared at it going "heh heh...that's gunna stain" ..um..some time passed, marks hottie sister tricked me into "smelling" the cake, which she promptly shoved my face into. They have pictures. Then me and his sister were flinging cake all over the house at each other. My freind then took a butt from one of the girls, thinking it was a joint, and when he realized it wasnt, he flicked it right at her forehead, and burned her, but she was sloshed so she couldn't remeber. Oh yeah, we have a pictire of 70-something empty bottles sitting on his table too, ill have to scan that for you guys. i dont remeber the rest of the night, but the next ...afternoon, i woke up between his sister and her friend, who are both gorgeous.... I was happy and fell back asleep. WOO! that was a great night. One to remeber...well whatever of it i can.