Burntrice i miss him

with quotes like these...
ummm anyways ive been debating(too myself) about what car makes other people question your sexuality.
I pop my tranny into L to get as much juice outta my V6 and as soon as the line flicked green we both G-unit....
I rev my little 4-banger and he looks over at me like i have COCK written on my forehead
After Months of putting up with my slow and clunky V6, I decided the best way to get loads of new HP and Torque was to finally swap engines. I bought a newly rebuilt 1.7-liter I-4 from a friends old 2001 Honda Civic DX . With only a few minor alterations to the engine mounts it fit perfectly into the engine bay but unfortunatly it didnt mount to the transmission so i took the 5-speed gearbox out of the civic and iam fairly impressed with the new performance......
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