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Old 06-18-2006, 06:07 AM
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Re: The Official AF "Quote" Thread

A few of my favorites:

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Originally Posted by eps
Did you know that Emus are sexually attracted to humans?
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Originally Posted by CassiesMan
Boy, by the time you run a quarter mile, I could have read War and Peace in Russian and translated it...
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Originally Posted by -The Stig-
Calm the hell down and go sit in the corner before I use the ban stick to smack the taste out of your mouth.
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Originally Posted by MBTN
So I told her she was a waste of vagina and would look better with my dick in her mouth.
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Originally Posted by Musashi3000GT
I had an old e-machine which sucked balls. I couldnt get it to play Mechworrior and the stupid thing kept on crashing. Finally took my Katana and impaled it into the tower. no more computer, no more problems.
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-ATR downpipe
-no cats
-15Gs, 3sx aluminum pulley, FMIC, SAFC, walboro pump, EVO 560ccs, and Meth Injection Kit all waiting to go in shortly.

Your 1996 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4 is the 92nd out of the 315 that were made that year. Only 21 of which are exactly identical.

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