[Toksin]

There've been a series of scandals in NZ here about cops being apathetic. A woman called to say she'd been raped, they told her to walk to the nearest police station. Also, another woman got told to catch a taxi.

On Saturday night we were harrassed by a bunch of like, 14 year old girls, well, only one of them was causing trouble, and we live on the edge of the projects, so we didn't want to get too involved. Basically this chick was just high on something and going nuts punching my flatmate and shit, we tried to get her off so her other mates joined in, eventually we're like fuckit, call the cops just as we get her off and get her to walk off. She runs past me, grabs my hat off my head and runs off with her mates.

What do the police say, while she's attacking my flatmate and then steals my hat?

"There's not really a lot we can do, eh."

I was way too fucked to run after her, and like I said, they ran straight to the projects, and the last thing I want to do when I have to work the next morning is run into some homie faggot out for a fight cos his little sister says some guys attacked her.

I liked that hat, too.


Yes, I'm aware that I got mugged by a 14 year old girl. Kindly STFU