First, I retired from diaper duty.
Then, I retired form haveing to 'watch" them.
Now, I just remind 'em of how much time looms over their head until they are out from underneath the protective grace of the roof provided to them.
I tell you tho, in the 2 years I've been in this house, I have 'fixed' my garage door more times than I remember. And now, it's barely functional. Guess I know what I'm doing tonight
