Gosh, nobody else enjoyed my narrative of Red Deaths plight to glory?
Meh, I'll pass on the drinking gasoline theory, regular coke is bad enough, get the acid reflux going, and my wife has been to the grocery every day this week, and what do I ahve to drink all week? regular freaking coke.
I opt to just break stuff, that way I can go hide with a few beers and "fix" it.