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A friend of mine used to get badly drunk all the time. One time he was unconsious and we drew all over the bastard and sprayed whipped cream down his pants.
Another time he was even worse. He was unconsious (again) and making the weirdest noises I've ever heard come from a human being. These weird, agonizing moans, me and another guy who was there were in hysterics. Then he started puking and we feared for his well-being. We drew on him again.
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