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Old 03-11-2006, 05:28 AM
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Re: Let's start a joke thread

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Originally Posted by Flippin.AF
A man takes his stepdaughter to the free clinic. He tells the doctor, "My stepdaughter needs to be on birth control." The doctor replies, "Is she sexually active?" To which the man replies, "Hell no! She just lies there like her mother."
that one caught me so offguard, i just stood there with my jaw dropped, lol

second one was almost as good, but the third one was ok.
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