not LMAO..
you need to polish your jokes before posting them on public forums
Here's some.
Q. Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A. mental hospital!!
Q. How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, let her do the dishes in the dark.
Yesterday scientists in Canada revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.