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Old 03-06-2006, 01:21 PM   #147
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Re: Let's start a joke thread

Five surgeons are discussing the best kinds of patients on whom to operate...­

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountant­s on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."­

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricia­ns. Everything inside them is color-code­d."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetic­al order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like constructi­on workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes, "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchang­eable."
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