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i saw this joke today and started laughing and everyone just looked at me like i was stupid...
A man goes to church to pray for his gambling addiction to be cured. God answers his prayers, but says he must gamble one more time, and whatever he wins, he must give half to the church.
The man agrees and heads to the nearest casino.
He sits down at the blackjack table.
He gets a 2 and a 5. He has 7.
"What should I do God?" He asks.
"Take a hit." God replies.
The man takes a hit, he gets a 5, he has 12.
"What should I do God?" He asks.
"Take a hit." God replies.
He takes another hit, he gets a 4. He has 16.
"What should I do God?" He asks.
"Take a hit." God replies.
He takes another hit, a 3. He has 19.
"What should I do God?" He asks.
"Take a hit." God replies.
The man takes another hit, he gets an Ace! 20!
"What should I do God?" He asks.
"Take a hit." God replies.
The man takes another hit, ANOTHER ACE! He has 21!!
At this point Gods screaming "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"