Hahaha, the title ryhmes. lol.
Last night when I was coming home from downtown with my girl and I pulled up beside a 95/96 GS-T. Some ugly-ass dude

was drivin it with 2 passengers. The light turned green and we took off normally. His car was a stick. I pass him up like doing 35 or so. He kept looking at my girl all crazy. He then does a fly-by on me. His car was stock.
A block up then, he slows down and is waiting for me to catch up. I pull up besides him and keep even. My girl goes "Kill him." (That was so hot!)
I drop to 3rd, and floor it. He does the same at the same time. The windows are open so I can hear him next to me. When I downshifted, I took off flying. He fell back almost immediatly. We're still going and you can here the stock turbo. We shift to 4th at about the same time and I pull away harder. I hit 100mph, and shut it down. I had beat him by 1 1/2 cars length. The dude goes flying by me then.
I had a huge smile on my face

. I then catch up to him a little farther down the road bc he got stuck in traffic. I drive by and he looks, then looks back realyl quick. You can tell he knew that he was just owned! It reminded me of a dog putting its tail inbetween its legs when it gets beat.

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Good times. Stock GS-T -VS- modded ESi = N/A all the way!