I have gotten 2 tickets in my driving carrer.
the first one was for an accident not caused buy me but the boner just had to give me a ticket cause i was 16 and just got my license and he knew it would hurt my record. i got that one cleared because the stupid bitch didnt show up in court.
The second one you might call me an idiot for, go ahead im used to it. We just had a really important soccer game(i was a spectator not player, im an over-weight white guy i dont play soccer) anyways there was a bmx track right down an access road from the field, and my buddy wanted to check it out. We hopped into my 94 chevy conversion van(long before i got my civic) and headed down there. We were lookin at some guys doin tight tricks off of the jumps when he pointed out a sweet jump at the rear of the track. Next thing you know my buddy turned his head to see an obstruction heading towards us at a good speed. He let out an "OH SHIT" I quickly responded to that with an "OH fuck" and we collided with a solid steel gate blocking the access to the parking lot. The people that had been on the track raced over, not to see if i was alright but to say "Hey man your fucked" The cop came and she was not that bad looking. Anyways i told the judge that i was a moron and he ripped the ticket up and i was let go.