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Originally Posted by Igovert500

A cruise ship goes down in the middle of the Atlantic. The only two who make it to the lifeboat are a man and woman he rescued, who has no arms or legs. After days of drifting, without food, starving and dehydrated, the realization that they may die sets in. The woman finally gets the courage to ask the man a favor.
"What can I do for you?" he asks
"Due to my handicap, men are intimidated and I have never recieved much attention from them. In fact I've never even been hugged before. If you wouldn't mind, would you please give me a hug?"
The man obliges and gives her a hug.

Hours later, the woman musters up the courage to ask for another favor.
"Sir, I've never been kissed before, do you think you could give me a kiss?"
"Sure" he replies as he leans in to kiss her.

Finally as teh day finally ends and night begins to fall, the woman realizes she may never see another man again. Not wanting to die a virgin, she talks herself into ask one last favor of the man.
"Excuse me sir, up unto today, I had never been hugged or kissed, and you were nice enough to do both for me. As you can probably guess, there is something else I have never had a man do to me."

Sensing where she is going with this the man, gets up, grabs teh woman and tosses her overboard.
"There you go, now you're fucked"

Thats just f***ed.