[clawhammer]

Originally Posted by Loekee75

3 vampires go into a bar. The first vampire orders a pint size glass of blood from the bartender. After serving the first vampire, he asks the 2nd what he'll be having. The 2nd vampire replies that he'll have a pitcher of blood with a couple glasses for his buddies. The bartender goes and gets him a pitcher and some more glasses. "What will it be today?" he asks the 3rd vampire. "I'll have a tall glass of hot water", says the 3rd vampire. The bartender looks at the vampire funny and says "umm....alright, then" and gets the glass of water. When he returns, he can't help but ask the vampire why he would want a glass of hot water, and not a refreshing blood drink. The vampire then reaches into his pocket, pulls out an old bloody tampon and replies "I'm going to make some tea."