This lady walked in to a butcher shop with her two kids to pick up some fresh cuts. When she got to the counter the butcher looked her up and down then looked at the 2 boys. After a few moments of awkard silence he ask her if her boys were twins. She said no this one is 7 and this one is 4, why do you ask?
He looked at her and said that he didn't think it was possible for someone so ugly to get f'd once much less twice. (been awhile since i told that one i think i screwed it up
