Oh, I am DEFINITELY following this one!!!!
Great idea.
At first I was outraged that you wanted to defiule my beloved Miini (j/k)
The i reminded myself that the Mini (with the proabable exception of the VW Beetle) is probably most "defiled" car in the world.
My all-time favourite Mini defilement is seeing it turned into a hot dog shop on wheels
Honestly seen one in Brighton in the UK!