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Originally Posted by mike1224
When I went to get my truck, my Mom went with me, because she is a bitch (all a sudden cartman's sang about kyles mom pops into my head). Seriously, take someone with you that is an grade A Asshole. haggle over everything. of course they'll offer lots of useless stuff, and just keep your head straight. The other thing is financing, set-up a checking or savings account at a Credit Union, you'll save lots of $$$. use their financing as a last resort, on my truck i had 21% interest.
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Cartman: Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-
Kyle: Don't say it Cartman!
Cartman: WEEEEELLLLL
Kyle: Don't do it Cartman!
cartman: WEEELLLLLL
Kyle: I'm warning you!
Cartman: Ok ok
Kyle: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-
Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls
Kyle: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!
Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king kamaya-maya biotch!
Cartman: Come on you all know the words!Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(african kids)
Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd:gasp)
Cartman: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's stupid bitch
Stan: Uhh Cartman
Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it Kyle's mom
She's a big fat fucking bitch!
Big old fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!