[Hoags]

I'm living in a little town North West of Pittsburgh, PA. called Conway. Our Boro is one square mile in area. Not a bad place to live, Right by the Ohio River and smack up side the largest rail road yard east of the Mississippi.

Gooman I have a question: If you live in Satan's Asshole does that make you a hemohroid or a Turd?
JUST KIDDING...We don't have a name like that around here but we do have the worst roads in the U.S. as rated b the trucking industry, something to be proud of. It keeps the tire and alignment companies going.

Gir you aren't close to the fires are you? That sucks that you have that much burning going on. All I can say is...grab the Jet Puff Marshmallows and your wiennie and have at it Again Just Kidding, Sometimes you have to make light of a situation, It can help one get through things easier...sometimes, Just like my in-laws calling me Gimppy or hop a long or them telling me to put one foot in front of the...Ok just put one foot down, you may not go anywhere but at least you can stand up for yourself. That is the stuff I get from Idiot Brother-in -laws.

Sorry, Hoags...Conway, PA