Carry a stud girdle
But seriously, My school had was a bunch of suburb kids trying to act like farmers. There were like 2 black kids, and about 30 white kids who wanted to be black. Frankly those crackheads scared me, cause they were always trying to prove they were gangster. I used to always get made fun of by this kid who was about 4 foot tall, and about 80 pounds soaking wet. Im about 6'2" 250 pounds. Most people don't fuck with me, even my friends don't knock on me. I never did anything about this boy because i knew everyone would hate me and would be like "oh hes so little how could you hurt him". One day this little bitch is sitting with all his bitch friends and says "yo fat bitch, put the fork down (we were at lunch). I walk over to the tabel, grab him buy his throught with one hand, rip him out of the bench, and slam his face off the table. Then i just walked back to my seat, sat down and threw a pinch in my lip.
Little bitch calls his sister to come beat me up. She walks over starts yelling at me, all of a sudden he gets up and runs at me. He hit me as hard as he could in my eye. I grab ahold of him with one hand, stand up, shove him, then tackel him, and i drew back my arm to knock his ass out, but before i could swing my friends had ahold of me, stopping me from hitting him. I got kicked out of school, he was back the next day with a huge ass lump on the back of his head from me tackeling his ass. My principal said im lucky my friends stopped me cause i would have gotten felony assalt for punching him.
Nobody messes with me no more. Take prison advice. "just walk in and hit the biggest mother fucker you can find".