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this is hilarious, even if you dont live in Indiana.

Aug. 20- Moved to our new home in Indiana. It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. This is Gods country. I love it here.

Oct. 14- Indiana is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors-you should see the beautiful shades of red and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful rolling hills and spotted dear. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise. I love it here!

Nov. 3- Deer season will start soon. I cant imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here!

Dec. 2- It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed in white, just like a post card. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight, (I won) and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in perfect harmony. I love Indiana!

Dec. 12- More snow came last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick again(that rascal) and pushed all the snow back into the driveway, but we bundled up and had a good time clearing it, and we made a snowman out of it! A winter wonderland I love it here!

Dec. 19- More snow last night. Couldn’t get out of the driveway to get to work on time! I’m exhausted from shoveling. That damn snowplow!

Dec. 22- More of that white crap fell last night. I’ve got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow man hides around the corner an waits until I’m done shoveling this driveway, the jerk! And you should see our heating bills!

Dec. 25- “White Christmas” My busted ass! More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I’ll break the bastards nose. Don’t know why they don’t use more salt on the roads to melt this friggin ICE!

Dec. 28- More white shit last night. Been inside since Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway everytime “Snowplow Harry” comes by. Cant go anywhere, car’s buried in a mountain of frozen snow. The weather man says to expect another 10” of the shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10” is?

Jan. 1- Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong Again! We got two feet of the white shit this time. At this rate it wont melt before the fourth of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road, and the jerk had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. After I told him I’ve broken six shovels already, shoveling all the shit he pushed into my driveway, I broke the last one over his damn head!

Jan. 8- Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back, a damn deer ran in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did $3000 worth of damage to the car. Those damn beasts ought to be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
Mar. 22- Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all the damn salt they keep dumping all over the road? Car looks like a piece of shit!

April 10- Moved back to Florida. I cant imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in the God forsaken state of Indiana!