i like all the above stories ...but
what to do when you have a 3 yr old in the back seat going "hes got a gun mum, can we take him home and play cops and robbers - hes even got dress up like mine"
i was doing 81 in a 60 zone when he put the radar gun on me (luckily my brakes work fine)
thankfully when i showed him my licenced he recognise the surname as the same as his bosses and my son speaks up with " my pa's a real police man... are you pretending to be him"
yeah i got off with a warning