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Made a few of my own:
Vin Diesel knows what Willis was talkin' 'bout.
Vin Diesel was born without knees. He has to break his own legs whenever he wants to walk somewhere.
Vin Diesel once farted, resulting in the creation of the universe.
Vin Diesel giggles when he gets papercuts.
Vin Diesel's erection will bitch-slap your punk ass too.
Vin Diesel puts hot-sauce on Habanero's before he eats them.
Vin Diesel once bitch-slapped Chuck Norris so hard that Chuck's Wranglers shrunk in fear. This is why Chuck's pants are so tight.
Vin Diesel can lift heavy objects without bending his knees and keeping his back straight. He can also wear loose-fitting clothes around spinning machinery if he wants to.
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