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Old 11-09-2005, 02:22 AM
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why i hate my life

1. I'm homeless.

2. I have no car.

3. I have no job.

4. I'm broke.

5. I have no driver's liscense.

6. I have no girlfirend or anybody of the opposite sex remotely interested in being in a long term relationship.

7. I live in a shit - hole of a town named St. Cloud.

8. I live in a shit-hole of a state called Minnesota.

9. 1/3 of my friends are drunks, 1/3 of them plain retards, the other 1/3 a combination of both. (I really don't have that many friends i nthe first place)

10. I'm an alcoholic - and will be one for the rest of my life.

That's the top ten. want to see the next 10? didn't think so. BTW I'm 23.

Karl
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