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Four nuns die and arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter tells them
that they can all be admitted, but that they must wash away any taint
of contact with the male body using a bowl of holy water, proffered by
a cherub.
The first nun admits "I once saw a naked man", and washes her eyes
with the water. The second says "I once brushed a man's groin with my
hand", and washes her hands in it.
The third nun is about to speak when the fourth pushes her aside,
saying "Hey! I need to wash my mouth out before you sit in that!"
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Resistance Is Futile (If < 1ohm)
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