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Old 03-13-2002, 01:29 PM
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Humor

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," she observed.

To the first mother, she said, "You are obsessed with eating. You'vee even named your daughter Candy."

She turned to the second mother. "Your obsession is money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

She turned to the third. "Your obsession is alcohol. As manifested in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."













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