Matt, I could go into a five-page explanation of why you're going to own these motherf*cks later in life, and why they shouldn't even pertain to your reality, but I just wanted to hit upon one thing and leave you with a thought regarding the chest-bone thing:
You have been blessed with a sex-toy that no other man has. You have a built in sex-toy that no other "normal" jackass has. Take advantage of your "chest-boner" my friend, and allow the ladies to take advantage of your gift as well.
