[goldz28]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
>>mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,
>>four hour, surgical procedure.
>>
>>A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
>>"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
>>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only
here
>>to wash your upper body."
>>
>>He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned
>>that he may elevate his vital signs from worry about his testicles,
she
>>overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.She
>>raises his gown, moves them around, takes
>>a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir."
>>
>>The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly,
>>"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
>>closely......
>>
>>"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"