[Earlsfat]

Only problem would be if his ass caught on fire... you know like from one of them hot, humid type farts. I'd have to rig a fire extinguisher, aimed at his ass, that I could activate from inside the car.


And come to think of it... A humid fart would not be as combustible as a dry fart. I'm gonna hafta research dog foods to get the formula right. We want high methane, low humidity farts. Preferably ones that won't stink so bad we have to stop the car, get out, gasp for breath and smack earl in the head.