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Originally Posted by JekylandHyde
One bright sunny day,
in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back-to-back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf police heard the noise
and he killed those two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Asked the blind man,
he saw it too.
Nice tale Redneck 
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what... are you saying my true story is a lie??? Noooo Nevverrrrrrrrr!!!...
I was there man.. I was therrree!
Ok, Maybe I wasn't... and maybe
some facts might be slightly changed. But it's mostly true...