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Old 03-06-2002, 09:17 AM
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Unhappy Mentally Stable !!!

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sunk to the bottom & stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he
immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her
to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news &
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you
were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think
you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so
sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." :silly2: :silly2:
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