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ok boys and girls come over here and sit on my lap. about 2 years ago a few of my friends and i were camping/partying in the woods on the outskirts of our town. We all walked there and it was 2 miles or so . reasons for walking are, #1 its fun to walk this road with friends anticipating the nights events. #2 its real easy to justify driving home drunk when its a long walk back. when we arrived at our spot which basically was an area with the least vegitation we set up our tents and various sleeping devices.Now the first funny thing was we stumbled on two cats having their way with each other. we scooted them away. as we unloaded our backpacks and walked out to the road to get our beer (we had a friend drive the majority of our fun juice out to us) the cats were at it again in the woods. we get back to our camping area. a couple hours pass. big ass fire roaring, beer and liquor flowing. All we can hear is the 2 horny ass cats still screwing. we joke about it, busting rocks. like telling a friend of ours who was a virgin to get some of that "PUSSY" it may be his only chance. Hours have passed we are all shit faced. And we realize some one has left the munchies behind. So as a joke our friend jake decides to go find some food. like 20 minutes passes and he comes back with "THE CAT". UT OH!! I dont think I should finish. But I will and ill yada yada yada the gross stuff. Long story short, I ate cat that night. cooked it right on the fire. Yummy yummy in my tummy. Of course in our town that is 1 of the stories we still reflect on when we get together now. every now and then I think back to that night. and I say a prayer for that poor tasty cat. as he watches me from cat heaven and i dont feel so bad knowing that cats eat dogs in their heaven. so it kind of evens itself out. true story.
oh p.s.
The cat in your sig, Looks delicious! lol jk
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