[RickwithaTbird]

you drive a purple car? Wow.... I dont understand guys like you. I used to see this one guy with a custom pink honda civic... I swear all of the one thousand times I saw that car, I wondered where the girl was that owned it. But it was always him. I just dont get it. I would drive a purple lamborghini diablo. That's it. That is the only car that ever looked good in purple.

Oh, Tonio, I used to live in Ohio, and I got a crazy ass story just like... whoever it was...

I was late for work, like every single day, and I was weaving through traffic, and I went around this van into the fast lane and punched it, got up to 90 as I was passing the van and saw an officer under a bridge looking directly at me and pointing the radar gun at me, I SLAMMED the brakes and was down to 65 in about 1/2 second, (maybe not REALLLLY a half second, but shit... it was fast slowing down, if you ask me)... as I passed the cop I looked at him and saw him giving me the eye and still pointing the gun at me as I drove by. Not sure if that was a scare tactic, or if he was just trying to catch me. Either way, needless to say I went the speed limit for the next half mile, until I was out of his view, then I punched it again. And still got to work late.

then there was the time I got a ticket. Delivering pizza with a pizza hut sign lit up on top of my car, doing 55 on the HIGHWAY, which was 4/5/6 lanes depending which area you were at, and the speed limit was 40. I know its 15 over, but seriously, where he was at, he could catch people doing 80 ALL day long. But he pulled over the pizza guy for doing the normal speed.