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ok, heres what you've gotta do.
1: buy a shit box car, doesn't need an engine or anything.
2: rig up a remote control lock, if you can put big 1inch steel pins set up to some small rams (or even an electric window motor)
3: set up the pins and rams so that the rams push the pin into the main body of the car, (little bastards will never beat that lock)
4: rig the pins up to an RC receiver so you can remotely trigger the pins to lock the door, and replace the windows with perspex (plus weld them up so they cant be rolled down)
5: put a decent LOOKING stereo in (buy a stuffed one, as long as it LOOKS the biz)
6: hide a walkie talkie up inside the dash somewhere out of sight.
ALTERNATIVE TO 6: place washer jets from hood of car inside so they point about face height on driver side, piss in washer bottle (or diahoea if you've got it) rig up RC unit to remotely trigger the pump.
7: park the car on the street, UNLOCKED, and with the keys IN the ignition.
8: sit and wait, when the kids get in, kick in the locks, and say into your walkie talkie "now you're gonna pay" or whatever will make them shit their pants.
9: when they've stewed for about 30 seconds, slowly walk up to the car with either a large bat, or anything that will make them shit their pants more.
10: (i'm sure you'll be able to decide this one)
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