: ive worked in retail for the better part of the past 5 years. I have had many a pepper thrown at me, could be because I am a smartass. Screw the customers, they may pay your paycheck but if they are jackasses then fuck em, just blow them off.
Since we are talking about retail jobs, i work in a grocery store as a stocker, when people ask me where something is located like say...popcorn. I simply point to the side of the store where it is and say "You see that big ass sign that says popcorn? Its right under that." My manager got a kick out of it.