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Originally Posted by xokayxo
lets put this from your viewpoint.
you leave a note on your girlfriends car in the morning (with hopes that she will find it when she leaves for work that afternoon) and don't hear from her all day. the note reads something like this:
"i'm addicted to you. i'm lying awake smiling with thoughts of you in my head. everywhere i go and everything i do is always the second thing on my mind. whenever we are together i feel like i am a better person, and a happier person because of you. whenever we aren't together i am anxious to hear your voice and see your face. you amaze me with every action, your kindness, and your patience. i love everything about you and i cant wait to see you again."
/end your viewpoint.
my viewpoint.
boyfriend leaves love note on my car. *vomit*
/end my viewpoint
i've been avoiding him for the past week and havent really hung out with him because i dont know how to break up with him (does that make me a bitch??) but i know i want to. i suppose there isnt really an easy way to break it to him. if anyone can think of a sickening love note to write back, i would appreciate it. (note: it does NOT have to be nice -- get creative!!!)
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woah you're in a really fucked situation.
Have you seen the movie "how to lose a guy in 10 days"? yeah I think you should sit down with a pad and paper and watch it again, just do little shit to turn him off.
For example, find out what he doesn't like, and do it.
If he doesn't like a bad smell, stop bathing (I know being a female this would be almost impossible), get him irritated to the point and tell him "I don't think it's working for me, sorry".
You'll smash his heart in to a millions of pieces and it'll take years for him to pick the parts back up...wtf am I saying? I'm writing my own death cirtificate here, at least I know what to avoid....Or at least I think...
Pet Shop Boys rule!