Redneck383: "I need a clip.. I'm out!" Santa yelled out, I threw him my last clip from my belt.
"Make it count Soldier... one shot, one kill..." The Elves were closing in, things were looking grim. That's when I heard it, the high pitch scream of turbofans, I looked to the east as a A10A Warthog came screaming with the sun to it's back. It let lose it's gattling gun. An entire platoon of Elfs were desimated instantly.
We were saved, our bunker wouldn't of held for much longer... all my troops let out a slight sigh of relief. Especially Santa, cause he started it all... not paying Overtime during the holiday season drove the worker Elfs nuts.
Redneck383: Private First Class S. Claus!
I can put this because the A10 raced the elves, and won thanks to good old lead storm!
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