[kris]

• You know what "Sike" means.
• You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."
• You know who Mr. T is.
• You once wore fluorescent clothing.
• You believed that "By the power of Greyskull," you HAD the power!
• Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
• You knew that knowing was half the battle.
• You can remember Michael Jackson when he was black.
• You remember the Garbage Pail Kids, and owned some.
• You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
• You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins, A-Team, Knight Rider, or Dukes of Hazzard lunchbox.
• You know what leg warmers are.
• Girls wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
• You wore your Izod shirt with the collar up.
• You remember when Happy Meals came in a box, not a paper bag.
• You recorded songs off the radio with your boom box.
• You had to get off the couch to change the channel.
• You know that another name for a keyboard is a "synthesizer."
• You actually thought Dirty Dancing was a REALLY good movie.
• You know who Max Headroom is.