Everyone laugh at me...
So I went to a party last night. I drank myself beyond drunk. I really don't know what I did. I was home at 4AM-ish IMing people. I know because I woke up just now and checked my computer. Here's the bad news. My friend who brought me home told me I made out with a certain girl. This girl is ugly and twice the size of me. I'm just about half laughing and crying here.
I really hope he's fucking with me. Last thing I remember was this girl biting my ear. NOOOOOO. Literally. She was biting my ear and then
I woke up in my bed. I don't have a clue WTF happened. It gets worse! Girl I have an uber crush on showed up at the party. I hope I didn't say anything stupid. She was wearing a skirt and looked just too fucking good. "There'd be deaths to slide my tongue up her legs" good.
Anyway I probably did say something stupid and ruined all chances again. Anyway this is me rambling because I don't know what the fuck I did last night.
So to recap.
I show up at party around 11ish. Drank 2-24's of Heinekin in record time. After that A CUP of Captain Morgans then A CUP of Grey Goose. Then I look at my phone and it's 12:18. After that it's a blur. I came home at 4am. So from 12:18 to 4 I know nothing of what I did. I possibly made out with an ugly fat chick and said something stupid to uber hot chick who I want very badly.
SAVE ME