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Re: Smurfs
" Anyway, the long and short of it is that via magical smurfy smurf love Smurfette was made a real Smurf. And her hair turned blonde, so's you’d know she was good. Another interesting point is that Smurfette has never been with child. Yeah, Baby Smurf showed up, but Baby Smurfs have been showing up for years without her. From what I can tell, they magically appear under a mushroom every blue moon. This cyclical reproduction process, along with all the other facts, has led me to one and only one conclusion: Smurfs are a rare and magical type of asexual fungus."
If the smurfs were communist, they probably taste like a strange combination of cuban cigars and vodka.
If they were marxist, they probably taste like bullshit.
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Hung by a halo or stabbed by horns, sad to say; they're both the same
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