Our next door neighbors were moving out and one of them gave me her love seat. So we took my old loveseat that our OTHER next door neighbors had given to us, drug it outside, then I crawled to the top of our roof and chucked empty full-size kegs at it. Then we took turns beating it with a bat, then drug it in the middle of the street and lit it on fire. The fire dept. came and my roommate that lit it got a warning.
Uum... we've got some hilarious footage of us tipping over portapotties. Two shots of me hitting them with my old Jeep. We've got a clip of us sticking a HUGE cherry bomb in this assholes mailbox. Didn't know how big the explosion would actually BE... Then it blew up. That's the little kinda childish "hey we're drunk let's go fuck shit up stuff" Then bashing car windows (which pok-marks the HELL out of an aluminum bat), set some guy's clothes and stuff on fire, smashed windows, chainsawed some dood's front door, started a stampede, hit a cow, slapped a dude walking down the street with a ramen packet, hit a biker with a stick (we were aiming at his spokes and missed. bikers are really arrogant bastards around here) ran down a GIANT plsatic golf ball with a bigass pickup truck (the post is in here somewhere, a few weeks back...) took a hatchet to a no camping sign, lit the field directly behind the no camping sign on fire (SO not my fault. I was throwing that combustable fuel on the sticks and there was a TINY flame that I didn't see under a stick and it traveled all the way into the can and when I threw the can it spilled flaming combustable fuel EVERYWHERE) smashed a guy's power meter, and my roommates (i had no involvement with this: it was all my roommates. I was getting laid. I'll post the story soon) all watched porn and took turns going into the bathroom and dicking themselves all over one roommate's pillow. then pissed in his bed. Kid DEFINATELY deserved it. Lit a pool on fire while drunk in our old apartment, then got kicked out of said apartment after one roommate/best friend shot a bird with a BB gun and some dumbass concerned neighbor called the cops and the landlord. Put catnip in some kid that was slumming at that apartment. Put it in his shirt pocket, in his hair, and in his pockets while he slept, then let roommate's cat out of the bedroom he was locked in. Just a few days ago we took my old rolling office chair, wheeled it to the top of the hill we live on (it's not a terribly steep hill, but it'll do) and they shoved me down it really hard. I ran into the back of one of our neighbor's cars cuz i was facing backwards and couldn't have turned if I wanetd to and smashed it. Got a pic of it on disposable cam. I didn't tell him it was me.
If I can remember any more, I'll pipe up again. We've either got pictures or videos of most of this.