[Mediocrity]

I know some of you out there have got to know exactly what I mean.

When shit just starts to bother you, you have to just break something.

Let us know some of your (even if slightly illegal) escapades of some serious stress relief.

I'll go first...

My friend was moving out of his apartment and into a new one. He had a TV.. old as hell.. no remote, big wooden framework, the works etc. He wasnt going to use it anymore, and no chance of selling it. He had an old pee wee aluminum bat sitting around too. What else to do but smash it?

So we did. We loaded it up into his truck and drove out into the middle of nowhere. We unlatched the trailer and took off, making the TV slide out of the back and onto the pavement. We hopped out of the back and proceeded to smash it (and an old microwave) into oblivion. Satisfied, we left.

We started driving around town... one stop happened to be his old trailer park. We see an old tv (similar to the one we just smashed) sitting outside a trailer.. waiting for the garbage men to come get it the next morning. Still pumped up from the last gig we hopped out and loaded that one into his truck too, and dashed off to find somewhere else remote.

We found it. Similar shit, we let it slide out of the back and we smashed it up, no big special story here.

I was getting hungry, so we drove out to Krystals taking the back roads. On the side of the road, we saw a couch... ideas went off in our head but there was a prostitute and some guy picking her up there too.. so we went to krystals and I got my food and ate.

Afterwards we went back and picked up the couch and loaded it in the back.

"so what now?" he asks.

"head to the uni parking structure"

So we did. We drove all the way to the top, trying our damndest to sling it out of the back, but nothing doing. We get to the exit and I tell him to stop.

I run out and to the back, tear the couch off the back and sling it down in front of the exit. My buddy hits it a couple of times with the bat and we get out of there.

Next day, the bat is totally fucked with dents, scratches, and is bent to one side.

Good times.

How about you?