Some aussie stand up comedian...
you see, Americans are soft. say a american has a child who wants to professionally swim for a living, a american would be like, "just jump in the water, try it, don't worry I will be here for you, now swim to the other side, keep practising and you can do it!" On the other hand, us Australians just don't give a fuck. "WHAT! you wanna be a swimmer, what are you, a poof...? Alright, jump in that water but I ain't coming in after you, so go on. Ok, now start swimming, yep thats right, come back to the top..."
I can't explain it right, but I was nearly laughing as hard as when one of them explained the sound of a woman urinating as the same sound of frying some food. Ever heard it? You'll know what I mean
