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Re: I Almost Get Into A Brawl EVERYDAY At Work...
rofl, all the blue collar workers are on the edge. I could just see one being like "NO!! GOD DAMNIT WE DONT HAVE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PART YOU SARDONIC PIECE OF SHIT!!" Then bursting into tears and being like "I can't take it anymore!! I just cant..."
I usually blew up at managers though.
@ pizza hut, there was this like 78 year old lady that did nothing but complain. Finally, I was off washing some glass case panels and dropped 3 pizza boxes and she just bitches up a STORM. Massively dispropportionate to dropping 3 cardboard boxes. I was like "THEYRE A COUPLE OF BOXES YOU EMPTY HOLLOW, SENILE HAG!! GO BITCH AT SOMEONE ELSE. FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT JOB!!!" And then I threw the glass face down on the ground. Shattering it. A lot. And out the front door, not the employee door so everyone would see me. lol I made such a scene and it felt so good. They kept my last paycheck, though.
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