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Re: Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
How did you guys not get it?? thats fuckin funny.
Heres mine...
...It may sound gay now, but invest in tickle me elmo the instant it comes out.
...start saying fa shizzle my nizzle in 1999. Tell everyone it will catch on eventually, and they'll miss out on the coolness if they dont say it with you. You'll be the shit next year. Oh, and say stuff like errwhurr, and its hot in hurr.
...When you meet Leilani, remember shes going to play you, so its okay to cheat on her.
...Fuck her you idiot. Shes hot.
...Her too.
...Her too.
...Her too.
...Her too.
...Dont drop out of college after half of the first semester. At least get an associates degree.
...Save the thousands of dollars you're going to spend on weed because one day you'll wish you had it all back.
...Dont take the T Bird offroading.
... oh and watch out when you are going through the intersection of 17 and sangaree. Dont hit the impala.
...Call in a bomb threat to the world trade center on the morning of September 11, 2001.
it may sound strange... but do it anyways...
Sincerely,
20 Year Old You
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R.I.P.: My Thunderbird "Ricks 96".. 2/08/96 - 1/14/05.
 
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