First off, Civ died of a massive ego overload. It exploded, and he just fell the the ground kinda twitching for a while. Nobody tried to bring him back. So this is where I come in. Just regular old Chris.
Kinda funny this just happened today. Normally when I get off from work, I get back in to town and the high school is on their lunch break. So a lot of chillens are driving around town. Well, I was just about home, and I was turning at a stop sign. Just behind this Big Ol' Chevy (it was actually new) and there were a coupla cute girls inside. The driver was pretty cute too.
Well, the truck was about to go straight, so I went to make my move and turn left. The girl got about half way into the street, and then made a sharp 90 degree turn. WTF!!?? No signal, the poorest excuse for a turn I have ever seen, so I had to gun it to get ahead of them before she decided to gas it and bash my car. So quick reflexes got me ahead of her. Whew, close call. But nope, somehow I pissed her off. She didn't signal, and then almost hit me, and she was pissed at me?! The dumb chick starts riding the back of my bumper like I was a poodle and she was a German Sherpherd.
So, I gave her a little brake check, and she jammed the brakes. Funny because I could see all of her passengers including her, jerk forward, the passenger nearly hitting the dash, and the girls in back flying into their front seats
. Priceless. But instantly she was back on my rear end. So alright, lets see if they are up for a chase. I gun it to 50 mph, signal, make a right turn, and get back onto main st. Sure enough they start following me again. Alright, check for cops, traffic...nope. Floor it! The Chevy does too, but they are falling back slowly. 3rd and I'm going up to 80. A light changes yellow, and then red, I make it through the intersection no problem. Still red, and the dumbasses floor it right through, cutting off someone who was about to go! PMS, must be.
Not wanting to endanger anyone else, I pull of to the next residential area, and pull over to the side of the road. Sure enough, they follow, and fly-by me two of the girls flipping me off. I return the gesture and wave them to come back. So they flip a bitch, and come back. The driver rolls down her window. But then she has a drink in hand. She goes to throw it at me with her right hand out the window. In doing so, she spilled the drink on herself, and basically threw an empty cup at me, which still missed. Dumbasses...
They stopped at the stop sign, but reversed to come back because I was still waiting. The back window opens up, and three girls with drinks come crawling out the back. Alright, whatever. I flip them off, and punch it. I take a right on the next street, and then take another right, and then one more to put myself back onto main. I floor it, go to my original street and then head home. Check the rearview, no sign, so I finally return home. All this in a period of 20 minutes. Chicks are crazy. The funny thing is, she almost hit me, and she got pissed. But I wouldn't have bothered to chase them down, unless I wanted to get a number or something, but these girls were nuts. I'm pretty sure they were all high schoolers. I swear they were all on their period or something too. Well, I'm alright, still a little hyped up from the chase. That had to be the first time I was ever chased down, and it wasn't because the girls wanted a piece of me. Someday the girls will give me that kind of treatment, but not today. And not from any high school girls. Enjoy! L8...