[sumhotguy]

i recommend getting a good gun, baseball bat, or tire iron whatever you fancy, and having at the jalopy. but if that doesn't flip your switch take it to your nearest electrical specialist. it sounds pretty bad and electrical is never ever easy. the short could be anywhere... and the whole thing could need to be rewired, it could also be as simple as some popped fuses... electrical is a nightmare... pay a specialist or get a new car. good luck